so here's the REAL scoop

Ladies and gentlemen, I need to bring it to your attention that

it is not yet Dec. 1st

AND

my tree us up and decorated, the front of the house is decorated, almost all my Christmas cards and letters and written out and mailed to all over the globe, and I got 75% of my Christmas shopping done online this afternoon.

The next 25 days of December are left for enjoyment and relaxation.

so, when did I become such an over achiever??